This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. Experience..
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-?-?-?-?
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ??? kissing will take you.
?-?-?-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull???? and ???Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now I know why some people are where they are!
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Sunday, May 9, 2010
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18. Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance..
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23.They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!
Life is too short and friends are too few!
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18. Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance..
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23.They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!
Life is too short and friends are too few!
Monday, April 26, 2010
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Game Plan
Before each class , it is neccessary to visualize the way you want the class organized. The formations should be simple , which will render itself to free pathway movement without a loss of time and control.
From there , the lesson should be planned to include all students in small sided games for more touch time. The planning will include all adjustments to meet the needs of each class/student. It should be based on a rubric and scope and sequence. The changes /modifications to the type of equipment , rules, strategies and floor plan is a a valuable ingredient. This will give each student an opportunity to be successful.
Check for lead up games at http://igreen.tripod.com/gerpe by clicking on the left pane links from the start page. Don't forget to have fun , too !
From there , the lesson should be planned to include all students in small sided games for more touch time. The planning will include all adjustments to meet the needs of each class/student. It should be based on a rubric and scope and sequence. The changes /modifications to the type of equipment , rules, strategies and floor plan is a a valuable ingredient. This will give each student an opportunity to be successful.
Check for lead up games at http://igreen.tripod.com/gerpe by clicking on the left pane links from the start page. Don't forget to have fun , too !
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Woodstock or Woodcock
The first thing to look at is the movie itself. It is meant to either bring
controversy or millions of dollars in revenue. The actors are prime time
with many accolades from past performances. Now , why can't PE be perceived
the same way.That is , what are our past performances? Will thousands of
students come in droves to "watch" our PE class ? What was presented? Was
there an exemplary DIRECTOR (PE teacher) ? Was there an exemplary EDITOR (
developmentally appropriate lessons) ? Was there a PRODUCER , who could
develop an interesting movie(class) so the students would beg for more and
can't wait for the next MOVIE(class).
In my case , all I could remember was paddle ball , a Marine Fitness Test
and throwing things at people.(tennis balls). At that point , I didn't mind
because I was swift of foot and hid behind all the obese students( not
really). Most of us walked to school or between buildings in the snow , in
the rain and any inclement weather. There were NO law suits because we got
wet or the conditions were sub par. We just went through the paces . When we
had to talk to somebody we did and that was without the ubiquitous cell
phone .
Yes, times have changed , but unfortunately , the way "gym" class is
perceived has been better , but the sins of the past still lurk over us. I
can feel and see the difference the moment I retired . The leadership has
waned terribly, in fact , in one short year , there are no more special
programs( Gym Show and Junior Olympics), no more staff meetings , and no
more school subject that has fallen by the way side in respect. As mentioned
in the past Woodcock message , "the same people are doing most of the work ,
a small group ." There are heaps of us from the listserv, but even more who
are picking up paychecks for doing absolutely nothing . Whether it be the
emphasis on testing , large classes , leadership or the occasional movie
(Dodgeball) , the bottom line is public relations from within . And that
means results . What will the teachers of today prove that we belong in the
same breath as the core subjects or at least , a different attitude of what
we teach is as important as anything else.
Yes, Woodcock will bring the movie-goers a good chuckle. Susan Sarandon and
Billy Bob will act their way through a drab movie . But amidst the popcorn ,
juju-bees, Raisenettes , licorice , cheeseburger , M&M's ,will be a diet
Coke( that cracks me up) will be a BELLY laugh . The trailer for the movie
is probably the best part of the celluloid cunundrum. Throw in some sexual
innuendoes and you have the perfect movie . It's only a movie and far beyond
the ratings, we must then invite teachers , school board , Principal
parents ,etc. to see what really goes on in P.E. class. Woodstock changed a
whole genre of thinking .Why can't we make our own movie ? It will be on
display everyday in our classes. I can remember inviting the Principal into
my classes at any time of day.It became apparent that something different
and special was taking place. In fact , it was so moot , that when she
evaluated my class( 2 times a semester),she stayed for only 15 minutes. From
there, the word was spread to other administrators. The teachers knew I was
using part of their units as integration, the parents knew I volunteered for
everything , the school board knew what (we) did was important.The students
performed for them at their meetings. The community knew when they went to
the annual Gym Show . The newspaper subscribers knew when they saw us on the
front page of the local paper. The students knew ,too. I saw it in their
eyes , felt it in their body language and most importantly , I heard it in
their voices," Do we have to leave now , can we stay here all day." The
credits roll by and a heap of names are mentioned , but the story doesn't
end here , please look for the sequel , it's all about YOU . Who will be the
next Cecil B. DeMille?
Gerry Cernicky
http://igreen.tripod.com/gerpe
controversy or millions of dollars in revenue. The actors are prime time
with many accolades from past performances. Now , why can't PE be perceived
the same way.That is , what are our past performances? Will thousands of
students come in droves to "watch" our PE class ? What was presented? Was
there an exemplary DIRECTOR (PE teacher) ? Was there an exemplary EDITOR (
developmentally appropriate lessons) ? Was there a PRODUCER , who could
develop an interesting movie(class) so the students would beg for more and
can't wait for the next MOVIE(class).
In my case , all I could remember was paddle ball , a Marine Fitness Test
and throwing things at people.(tennis balls). At that point , I didn't mind
because I was swift of foot and hid behind all the obese students( not
really). Most of us walked to school or between buildings in the snow , in
the rain and any inclement weather. There were NO law suits because we got
wet or the conditions were sub par. We just went through the paces . When we
had to talk to somebody we did and that was without the ubiquitous cell
phone .
Yes, times have changed , but unfortunately , the way "gym" class is
perceived has been better , but the sins of the past still lurk over us. I
can feel and see the difference the moment I retired . The leadership has
waned terribly, in fact , in one short year , there are no more special
programs( Gym Show and Junior Olympics), no more staff meetings , and no
more school subject that has fallen by the way side in respect. As mentioned
in the past Woodcock message , "the same people are doing most of the work ,
a small group ." There are heaps of us from the listserv, but even more who
are picking up paychecks for doing absolutely nothing . Whether it be the
emphasis on testing , large classes , leadership or the occasional movie
(Dodgeball) , the bottom line is public relations from within . And that
means results . What will the teachers of today prove that we belong in the
same breath as the core subjects or at least , a different attitude of what
we teach is as important as anything else.
Yes, Woodcock will bring the movie-goers a good chuckle. Susan Sarandon and
Billy Bob will act their way through a drab movie . But amidst the popcorn ,
juju-bees, Raisenettes , licorice , cheeseburger , M&M's ,will be a diet
Coke( that cracks me up) will be a BELLY laugh . The trailer for the movie
is probably the best part of the celluloid cunundrum. Throw in some sexual
innuendoes and you have the perfect movie . It's only a movie and far beyond
the ratings, we must then invite teachers , school board , Principal
parents ,etc. to see what really goes on in P.E. class. Woodstock changed a
whole genre of thinking .Why can't we make our own movie ? It will be on
display everyday in our classes. I can remember inviting the Principal into
my classes at any time of day.It became apparent that something different
and special was taking place. In fact , it was so moot , that when she
evaluated my class( 2 times a semester),she stayed for only 15 minutes. From
there, the word was spread to other administrators. The teachers knew I was
using part of their units as integration, the parents knew I volunteered for
everything , the school board knew what (we) did was important.The students
performed for them at their meetings. The community knew when they went to
the annual Gym Show . The newspaper subscribers knew when they saw us on the
front page of the local paper. The students knew ,too. I saw it in their
eyes , felt it in their body language and most importantly , I heard it in
their voices," Do we have to leave now , can we stay here all day." The
credits roll by and a heap of names are mentioned , but the story doesn't
end here , please look for the sequel , it's all about YOU . Who will be the
next Cecil B. DeMille?
Gerry Cernicky
http://igreen.tripod.com/gerpe
Saturday, March 17, 2007
WEBPAGE RESOURCES
Check out new lead up games , content objectives and rubrics that are now found at my webpage for resources and ideas:
http://igreen.tripod.com/gerpe
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